The details of my life are quite inconsequential… very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

— Doctor Evil

Who is Emma?

(Me driving a car)

Where do I begin about myself? I’m a 2nd year college student studying computer engineering. I find low-level and embedded programming very interesting. As for my hobbies, I’m into reading, writing, and puzzle games like Sudoku.

Yeah, I play Sudoku for fun.

I find myself getting really invested in hobbies for weeks to months and then falling out of them as quickly as I get into them, so the things I list on this site may be outdated. I should be updating this website periodically, though, so I guess you’ll see as to that.